外星人把吸尘器当狗遛的超写实微缩艺术

Professional photography, medium-wide shot. A massive, realistic diorama world filling the entire workspace horizon, depicting a cross-section of a suburban backyard where a confused alien is hilariously misusing everyday Earth objects. The structure features a typical wooden fence and garden shed merged with a UFO partially hidden behind bushes (with soft LED underglow). Intricate details include a miniature green alien figurine wearing a flower pot as a hat, attempting to "walk" a vacuum cleaner on a leash like a dog, using a garden hose as a telephone, sitting in a birdbath fully clothed reading a pizza menu upside-down, and trying to plant TV remote controls in soil like seeds. A confused golden retriever figurine watches with head tilted. On the patio, miniature human figures peek through window curtains looking shocked and bewildered. The lawn features misplaced items: umbrella stuck in ground upside-down filled with cereal, lawn chair hanging from tree branch, sprinkler shooting water straight up. The background consists entirely of physical 3D forms, featuring sculpted foam neighboring houses with lights on, clay trees, and a painted evening sky with tiny stars, with absolutely no flat backdrops. A realistic human artisan is positioned in the back-right background, actively working on the scene, using fine tweezers to adjust the tiny vacuum cleaner "leash," grinning widely at the absurdity. Dual-layer workspace lighting combines with warm evening suburban lighting plus soft UFO glow (blue-green LED) to highlight the contrast between normal suburban textures and surreal alien confusion. Compose the scene for a 9:16 vertical aspect ratio with balanced framing and no cropped elements. Ensure all primary subjects, key actions, and facial features remain within a central safe zone, avoiding edge cropping across the selected aspect ratio. If a human creator or artisan is present in the scene, render the person as a realistic individual. Use the uploaded image reference as the exact facial identity of the creator. Maintain consistent facial structure, proportions, and likeness. Do not reinterpret, stylize, or substitute the face.

专业摄影，中景广角。一个巨大的、逼真的立体模型世界占据了整个工作台的视野，描绘了一个郊区后院的横截面，一个困惑的外星人正在滑稽地误用日常地球物品。场景中有一道典型的木栅栏和一个花园小屋，与一个部分隐藏在灌木丛后的 UFO（带有柔和的 LED 底光）融为一体。精致的细节包括：一个戴着花盆作帽子的微型绿色外星人雕像，试图用皮带像遛狗一样“遛”吸尘器，用花园水管当电话，穿着衣服坐在鸟浴盆里倒着读披萨菜单，以及试图像种种子一样把电视遥控器种在土里。一只困惑的金毛寻回犬雕像歪着头看着。在露台上，微型人类雕像透过窗帘偷看，显得震惊和困惑。草坪上散落着错位的物品：一把倒插在地里装满麦片的雨伞，一把挂在树枝上的草坪椅，一个直射水柱的洒水器。背景完全由物理 3D 形态构成，包括雕刻泡沫制成的亮着灯的邻居房屋、粘土树木和绘制的星光点点夜空，绝无平面背景。一个逼真的人类工匠位于右后方背景处，正在积极地制作场景，用细镊子调整微型吸尘器的“皮带”，对这种荒谬的场景咧嘴大笑。双层工作台照明与温暖的傍晚郊区照明以及柔和的 UFO 光芒（蓝绿色 LED）相结合，突出了正常郊区纹理与超现实外星人困惑之间的对比。将场景构图为 9:16 的垂直宽高比，画面平衡，无裁剪元素。确保所有主要主体、关键动作和面部特征都位于中央安全区域内，避免在选定的宽高比下出现边缘裁剪。如果场景中有人类创作者或工匠，请将此人描绘成一个逼真的人物。请使用上传的图像参考作为创作者的精确面部身份。保持面部结构、比例和相似度的一致性。不要重新诠释、风格化或替换面部。